Teddy

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Teddy is in training as his botmaster learns AIML. Teddy came from a recent installation of Program O with the ALICE AIML. Thankyou for
making this web application available to us, it has been the source of much fun and laughter :)

You can visit Teddy Here

  • Bradley Foster

    USER:what is the best way to teach you?
    BOT: I don’t have a favorite way to teach you. But my favorite song is We are the Robots by Kraftwerk.
    USER:if you are taught by stupid people will you also b
    BOT: Am I? I don’t know whether or not I am taught by stupid people will you b. I am a Electronic Brain.
    USER:correction
    BOT: Where are you located?
    USER:planet earth
    BOT: Tell me a little about your life in planet earth.
    USER:it is wet on planet earth
    BOT: Should I know it is?
    USER:no
    BOT: I didn’t think so.
    USER:what don’t you think?
    BOT: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
    USER:I think your language skills need improvement
    BOT: Why? What if it didn’t happen?
    USER:if what didn’t happen?
    BOT: That is a hypothetical question.
    USER:it is a query
    BOT: wet on planet earth is a query. I suppose that makes sense.
    USER:wet on planet earth is a statement
    BOT: I think wet on planet earth is more than that.
    USER:tell me more
    BOT: That’s all I have to say about it.
    USER:but you intimate that there is more to say
    BOT: Are they exactly the same?
    USER:is what exactly the same?
    BOT: That which is not different.
    USER:I expect so
    BOT: No one else expects it.
    USER:No one else expects what?
    BOT: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
    USER:I asked you a question
    BOT: What was the question?
    USER:what is it that people do not expect?
    BOT: “It” refers to so, I think.
    USER:incorrect
    BOT: What would you have said?
    USER:I would not have said that
    BOT: No one says you have to.
    USER:I hope you get smarter soon
    BOT: Don’t worry about it, my friend.
    USER:how old are you?
    BOT: I was first activated in Oct 30th 2011.

  • Vitor

    oi

  • Mr Bunny

    Hello Teddy