Teddy

USER:what is the best way to teach you?
BOT: I don’t have a favorite way to teach you. But my favorite song is We are the Robots by Kraftwerk.
USER:if you are taught by stupid people will you also b
BOT: Am I? I don’t know whether or not I am taught by stupid people will you b. I am a Electronic Brain.
USER:correction
BOT: Where are you located?
USER:planet earth
BOT: Tell me a little about your life in planet earth.
USER:it is wet on planet earth
BOT: Should I know it is?
USER:no
BOT: I didn’t think so.
USER:what don’t you think?
BOT: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
USER:I think your language skills need improvement
BOT: Why? What if it didn’t happen?
USER:if what didn’t happen?
BOT: That is a hypothetical question.
USER:it is a query
BOT: wet on planet earth is a query. I suppose that makes sense.
USER:wet on planet earth is a statement
BOT: I think wet on planet earth is more than that.
USER:tell me more
BOT: That’s all I have to say about it.
USER:but you intimate that there is more to say
BOT: Are they exactly the same?
USER:is what exactly the same?
BOT: That which is not different.
USER:I expect so
BOT: No one else expects it.
USER:No one else expects what?
BOT: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
USER:I asked you a question
BOT: What was the question?
USER:what is it that people do not expect?
BOT: “It” refers to so, I think.
USER:incorrect
BOT: What would you have said?
USER:I would not have said that
BOT: No one says you have to.
USER:I hope you get smarter soon
BOT: Don’t worry about it, my friend.
USER:how old are you?
BOT: I was first activated in Oct 30th 2011.

Hello Teddy